Comical Radio

Greg Morton, The owners of the Eastville Comedy club, Jermaine Fowler, Dylan Gadino's update, and MC Mr. Napkins takes the mic.

2008-09-05T16:17:00.000-07:00

Discovery or Non-Discovery? Jermaine Fowler, renowned Comical Radio Discovery, came on the show today with plans to tell a saucy tale of accidentally checking himself into a whore house hotel, but instead found himself at the center of controversy long before his first word hit the air. Myka Fox, rampant abolitionist, unearthed a discovery of her own and argued that Fowler had already carved out his career long before Comical Radio “found” him, as evidenced by his connection with comedic heavyweight Kurt Metzger, and therefore was not indebted to Comical Radio for any future success. Fox then convinced Jermaine Fowler to renounce his “Comical Discovery” status and follow her through the underground comedy railroad to freedom. Danny Lobell and David Kasten became inconsolable at the loss of their protege and the future connections to R&B star Usher that Fowler ’s success would lead to. Final Outcome: Accusations that Myka is an accidental racist: 4. Attempts to avoid disappointing a prostitute by sneaking out a fire escape: 1.

Also on the show was Greg Morton. No, this is not Greg the doorman that requested the Myka walk on his face for money, but instead the comedian famous for reenacting the Star Wars trilogy in two minutes. After the crew forced him to perform the bit twice in under three minutes total, Morton went deep with the Crew and demonstrated what it would sound like to bone Phyllis Dyller. Morton Fact of the Day: Slaves in Canada provided the backbone of the modern maple syrup industry.

Dylan Gadino called in with another historically-accurate Punchline Update. First item on the bill was good news for Danny and the crew; apparently some anthropologist discovered that having a self-deprecating sense of humor has been useful in getting humans laid. One can only assume that this anthropologist was just trying to cover his tracks once his “big-dick theory” failed to pan out. You can listen for complete details and other items of interest from the update belowdate.

Now the penultimate item of business: MC MR. Napkins, a tidal wave in the expanding sea of white Jewish rappers, came in today and, true to Comical Radio procedure, spent the first minutes of his interview defending his hairstyle to a rabid David Kasten. Myka and Danny were already big fans of the self-titled Wise-Cracker (so named not just for being witty and white, but also for his salty coating), but Napkins faced a challenge with Chris Iacono who had previously made clear his disdain for any comedy that did not follow the “setup, punch, obama-penis” structure. Check out the video below of Napkins performance as he busted five original tracks for the Crew and tried not to look at anyone specifically (Danny) while he repeated “How large are your breasts?”

And that was the show. Make sure to tune in next week for guests Mitch Fatel, Daily Show creator Lizz Winstead, and Rachel Feinstein.

Comedian's Pete Correale, and Actor/ Comedian Steve White

2008-08-29T16:37:00.000-07:00

Lets play a game, “Two Truths and Lie.” The name and the rules are one and the same. Ready?

1. Danny Lobell was thrown out of a sushi restaurant for placing his dirty napkins on the food conveyor belt.
2. Myka Fox earned the nickname “D Train” because she fucked a stranger on a subway platform.
3. David Kasten wrote a rap in high school and referred to himself as the “Kasten-nova.”

Can you find the lie? Answer at the bottom of the blog.

Pete Correale took a break from his more successful radio show “Jim Breuer Unleashed” and came into Comical Radio today to be immediately insulted by David Kasten for not being as fat as his voice would indicate. Attacks not withstanding, Correale offered some advice to aspiring comedians. For starters, only do comedy if you HAVE to do comedy. If you find that you cannot live without expressing yourself through the comedic arts, you have one of two options: 1. Hit the road and play every Red Roof Inn in the country or 2. Stay in the city and tough it out with a day job until you make it. Either way, get up every night and surround yourself with comedians funnier than yourself. The hardest part, Correale said, was growing old without any money, then he checked his expensive watch and said he was late for his meeting with a bar of gold.

Next Up: Steve White. This is what we learned. 1) He got his SAG card by guilting Eddie Murphy into putting him in “Coming to America.” 2) He bullied that pussy Spike Lee into a recommendation into film school and a directorial training session on the the set of “Malcom X.” 3) The “secret” only works if you are not a child with cancer. 4) All black people agree the Scarlet Johanson is hot. 5) He loves it when fans come up to him and compliment him on his teeth, so if you have the opportunity to meet him, ask him for a good view of his chompers. Look at those TEETH!

The show ended with a meth-addicting Kasten Minute on the subject of Ghetto Looney Tunes. View the entire clip below.

And that was the show. Make sure to tune in next Friday for a shit-storm o amazing guests: Kristen Schaal, Robert Schimmel. Gawy, MC Mr. Napkins, Greg Morton, and Kurt Braunholder.

ANSWER: Number 2 is a lie, as per the Bill Clinton definition of “fucking.” Also, number 1 is a lie, Danny was not thrown out, but he did receive a stern talking to. The actual lie was the name of the game, the real name is “Two Lies and a truth.” I said good day, sir!

Comedian Tom Rhodes stops by and works his magic with Danny and the Crew

2008-08-26T16:36:00.000-07:00

On Comical Radio today: Pure Old-Fashioned Racist Fun. TJ DelReno skipped out on a theatrical experience at “Mirrors” today to come into the station and fill in for absent comic Tom Rhodes. Thanks for the help but no thanks, DelReno. While in the studio, he barely justified his Native American existance and got the show in trouble with security for inviting unanounced and unfunny guest, Simon. The two then played a racist clip of an old sketch they performed regarding a black man who lovess clasical music, and despite saying that the clip was clean, Delreno allowed “Mother Fucker” to be said on air. Way to fuck up, you mother fucker. And that is why TJ DelReno is the first officially banned guest on the the show, not bad for a guy who plays the voice of a black family’s dog.

Even more offensive than idiots mocking blacks was Chris Iacono’s insistance that the innovator Andy Kaufman was not a genius. Iacono grossly claimed Kaufman was an annoying simpleton with boring bits that he could have thought of and dismissed himself. Danny drowned out this comedic betrayal with clips from the famous “Mighty Mouse” bit and the crew ridiculed Iacono for not accepting any comedy that wasnt riddled with punchlines. Convinced it was more than just a genre issues, Danny and the crew called for backup and got legend Pat Cooper to weigh in. According to Cooper, Kaufman was “a step above many creative people” and was “better than a genius.” Cooper cited Kaufman’s abiltiy to take his jokes to the grave, referencing how he tricked America into believing his wrestling war against Jerry Lawler, and said that that feat was like “sticking his head into an oven and coming out without being burned.” Cooper then moved off-topic and roasted the roasters from Bob Saget’s Comedy Central Roast, specifically taking Norm McDonald to task saying that he was “as funny as a blow job.” Having gotten the 80-year-old all riled up Cooper went off about his armpit hair and then made a hasty escape as Myka pressured him to take her to It-lee. She’ll get you next time, Coooper.

The show ended with a return to the “Kasten Minute.” Under fire this time was Lance Armstrong and how he doesnt deserve to dump his hot girlfrends. Watch the complete clip below.

Comedian extraordinnaire Godfrey stops by and comedian Charlie Murphy calls in

2008-08-22T16:26:00.000-07:00

A question to Comical Radio Fans: What do you do when you go to an engagement party and break a lawn chair due to your incredible fatness? If you’re Danny Lobell, you break ANOTHER chair with your incredible fatness and dispose of the evidence by tossing chair remains over the fence as neighbors watch on with disgust. It was these events that lead Danny to admit on air today that he has gone from “Party Fat” to “Destructively Fat.” Welcome to the dark side of fat, Danny, and don’t worry, dark is supposed to be very slimming.

First guest on the show today was Godfrey who timed his entrance perfectly with a call from Dylan Gadino, on the phone with another sex-charged Punchline Update. In the News: Craig Robinson was busted for “possession of meth”, or as Godfrey observed, his infraction was “driving while black.” Dylan continued saying that Russell Crow has been selected to play the role of Bill Hicks in the movie about his life. Everyone agreed the actor was a poor choice, and Myka noted that they should have brought in DennisLeary instead due to his stealing of Hick’s material pre-humously. The rest of the update was blighted by the electricity that Godfrey brought into the room, which included details about his hot sneakers and impressions of actors he wants to work into his act. The noise level was reminiscent of Pablo Francisco’s time in th studio and Danny vowed to have them on together for an epic noise-splosion (not his words.)

Godfrey stuck around for the next guest calling in, Charlie Murphy, who said he had been spending the last few months digging through his crates for audio of jokes he has told and really liked. He said he plans to cut them together to create a comedy album, “Digging Through the Crates.” Murphy defended himself as Danny attempted to incite an argument, accusing Eddie Murphy of not helping Charlie the way that Chris Rock helps Tony. Murphy said he preferred to have gotten his break from Chappelle and that it garnered him more respect, respect he apparently could not gain from covering himself in chains and rings at a Gotham Comedy Club show. Lessons were learned, and then Murphy creepily vowed to remain friends with Chappelle whether or not his friendship was welcome, much like Danny and the crew remain friends with the comedians on the show.

And that was the show. Stay tuned for a special show TUESDAY when comical radio hosts Tom Rhodes and Al Jackson.

Josh Filipowski stops by and the Punchline Magazine report with Dylan Gadino

2008-08-15T16:30:00.000-07:00

Breaking News! Man with terrible teeth makes it big! Jo Koy joined Danny and the crew in the studio today straight from a forty city tour with Carlos Mencia and spoke of him without the usual sycophantic comedian bullshit. Koy did not specifically say that Mencia steals, but stated that he was originally concerned about accepting the tour due to hype about Mencia’s joke thieving, and admitted that there are some striking similarities to other comedian’s jokes. It is that kind of honesty that also allowed Koy to admit that his fake teeth cost more than a luxury car. And it was his fake teeth (and probably also comedy) that allowed him to land his own sketch show on Comedy Central. Move over Carlos, its time to Mind of Men See-Ya!

Breaking News! Hot chick reminds virgin of other dude! Also on the show today was Josh Filipowski, creator of the Comedy Olympics and purveyor of the Freak Show at Carolines. In a traditional awkward Comical moment, David Kasten failed to remember who Filipowski was despite his having contributed heavily to The Comical Magazine. His memory was jogged, however, when Danny reminded him that he always got a hard-on for Filipowski’s hot girlfriend. Feelings were mended as Danny accused Filipowski of managing racist cartoon and Comical Radio favorite, Gawy. Final Outcome: Desires for Hot Girlfriends: 2. Hot Girlfriends: 1.

Breaking News! Nintendo Tetris trained the youngest fighter pilot ever in Russia! Dylan Gadino called in with another gin-drenched Punchline Update. In the News: Mike Birbiglia is going Off-Broadway (this is good), Kojo became the first Brit on Def Comedy Jam (this is not really a big deal), and Punchline Magazine will be celebrating its 3rd Anniversary at Comix (this is self-celebratory). Listen to the complete update below.

And that was the show. Make sure to tune in Monday for more excitement, awkward tension, and cake!

Comedic Legend Pat Cooper stops by to talk about it all

2008-08-11T16:15:00.000-07:00

Whole. E. Shit. Pat Cooper.

Pat Cooper came into Comical Radio today and taught the crew everything there is to know about life and comedy in under an hour. Let’s take it point by point.

Death - No one is taking it seriously enough. It is going to happen.
Sam Kinison - His whole career was yelling. He was too weak to control his weaknesses.
Sauce - Always dip your bread in the sauce.
George Carlin - Never picked up a check.
Don Rickles - Has a man dressing him. Should just give up.
Shelly Berman - Blew his career.
Shirley McClain - Don’t print your name in her crotch.
Comedians - don’t hang out with them, they don’t have any balls.
Writing - He tears up anything he bothers to write down.
Drew Carey - Give him a lot of shit because he can take it.
Martin Scorsese - Disrespectful. Makes people wait in his vestibule.
Jackie Gleason - Couldn’t do stand up. Did what he wanted.
Italian Women - Don’t feed them soup because their neck moves too much.
Jews - Take chances. Fuck young chicks. Schedule being “tough guys” over lunch.
Nancy Pelosi - Save the planet? Save your face!
McCain - Going to win big. Grow up!
Cookies - Milk! Cookies! Milk!
Bill Cosby - Told people not to tip their wait staff.
Sinatra - Takes the knives away from butchers.
Kids with Violins - It Ain’t Cute!
Comedy - Don’t play games with it. Greatest gift in the world.

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And now, the other details. The show opened with Death-Texter LaMott Jackson, comedian photographer in to talk about how he did not grow up in Louisiana. Also on were Impresario Luigi Babe and semi-pro tard, Rhymin Roman. Check out their crazy pre-interviews below.

Danny apartment is finally fumugated, Ted Alexandro and Chelsea Peretti stop by and Preggers Dina comes in

2008-08-08T16:05:00.000-07:00

Holy Fucking Shit. Today was the eighth day of the eighth month of the eighth year. What ungodly consequences will result from this? According to Chinese astrology, the date should bring with it good luck. According to Comical Radio, the Chinese are a superstitious people groping for any pathetic excuse to remain a culture. Perhaps more auspicious than the triple eights, Chris Iacono rejoined the show today after a week of drinking and drugging in the Rockies and brought back with him an awesome show. Read on, Comical Fans!

First item of good news! Danny, Kasten, and Matty Goldberg finally got their apartment fumigated after months of watching roaches crawl behind their TV screen and shoot down at them from their shower head. Why did the exterminator arrive an hour early and start working three hours late? Probably for the same reason he soaked a loaf of bread in pesticides. Final Outcome: Grown men walking around stomping the roaches that “got away”: 1. Roaches: 5,943,234,345.

Hear that? That is the sound of your brain reading that Dylan Gadino called in with another life-affirming Punchline Update. After bragging that he was no diva, Gadino reported that the Edinburgh Fringe Festival is full of them. Listen below for the full details about a splinter festival (not, unfortunately, TNMT related) and also for details about the legend of the Doug Stanhope rebellion, the travesty of the Artie Lange trip to rehab, and the passion of the new Robin Williams Comedy Theft Tour.

Ted Alexandro: His Comedic Journey. After a tough line of interrogation and complete disregard for the facts Danny and the crew revealed that Alexandro had to step on all of his friends to make it to his level of success. Without any legitimacy to hang a compelling drama on, Danny probed Alexandro for his views on how comedy should be approached. His advice: “Be the comic you want to be today, and start doing what you think you’re capable of.” Do not worry, this advice is much more useful within the context of the complete interview, as are the lurid details of Alexandro’s secret Frisbee friendship with Todd Barry.

A scowling Chelsea Peretti joined the show next, announcing immediately she was in a hateful mood and sending “irresponsible” texts to a mystery victim. After explaining that she could not seem to find joy in her life despite her relative career successes, she claimed that the only thing that would keep her from complete despair was hiding a dog in her apartment. Convinced that Peretti did not like his “Neil Hamburger/Fake Australian Story” (re: last week’s show) because she did not understand it, Danny forced her to listen to the details again. Peretti obligingly manufactured some forced laughs to appease the wounded Lobell… so much so in fact that he found it timely to beg her to sit on his lap and tell him unfortunate stories about her childhood. Hey Chelsea! Needed some perspective to make your own life seem better? Comical Radio presents to you: Danny Lobell, Ultimate Creepster. Here ya go, Chelsea Peretti, you are welcome.

What do you get when you stuff eight months of pregnancy into electric blue spandex pants? Ex-Intern Dina! She came into the show today sucking the sugar off of a big bag of sour patch kids and told the crew that she was now too pregnant to continue working a hot dog cart for $3/hr. What will she feed the baby?? Her future is still unclear, but she suggested the possibility of picking up her old business of pimping out strippers to private parties. We know you can do it, Dina! Proving her strength, Dina fielded attacks on her baby’s father explaining that he is continuing his work on becoming the kind of person who could help her raise her child (the kind that does not beat his pregnant fiance after roiding up to treat his crones disease) and she recalled memories of fonder times with him that included his tying her up with ropes. Times Dina lovingly referred to as the “Rope Times.” Dina then announced that the baby was due around September 29th, the day before David Kasten’s birthday, which leads us to the:

Second Item of Good News! If the baby is born on Kasten’s birthday, Dina promised to name the baby “Kasten!” She then said she would also consider making the middle name “Danny.” When asked how she would incorporate “Myka” into the name, Dina apologized and said that she just could not. The last person she knew named Myka was a Jamaican guy who gave her an STD when she was fourteen. Good luck with the baby and come back to the show soon, Dina. You are a delight!

And that was the show! Be sure to tune in Monday for five-star guest PAT COOPER. Also on, HARRIETTE COLE coming in for part two of her etiquette training. Plus, soon to come, an exclusive interview with TOMMY CHONG!!

Click below to listen to the Punchline Magazine Weekly Update.

Ebony Magazine's ettiquette guru calls in, Comedian Dan Hirshon, and Seven sings

2008-08-04T15:56:00.000-07:00

On this Monday’s fun-packed episode the Comical Radio crew discussed their out-of-town colleague Chris Iacono and his teenage years growing up in Colorado. His family mistakenly assumed that the mountain hicks would enjoy an authentic slice of pizza but found instead that a mountain hick doesn’t want to wait for a good slice of pizza. Their company went under in months but it took the Iaconos more than five years to accept defeat. Even more depressing, David Kasten reminisced about the old sit-com shows I Love Lucy, The Honey Mooners, and Who’s The boss. The result: The loss of acceptable wife beating and more than a few bad Tony Danza impressions.

Danny cannot accept death and got into an argument with intern Andy Schultz about how some funeral homes shouldn’t be able to stay in business if they are located in a youthful community. This is a fucking stupid idea. Though no one agreed with Danny and his ridiculous ramblings, it lead to the remarkable conception of caskets that bust open as popcorn is popped. If only Orville Redonbacher had not already passed away. But he’s dead.

Danny and the crew maturely discussed the news. Despite the over 1 billion people in china, it is fortunate that none of them listened to the show today as Danny went on a racst tirade as he reported the terrorist attack in the “Ching Ching” province.

All of this offensive rhetoric segued beautifully to the first guest, Ebony Magazine’s etiquette guru, Harriette Cole. In perfect irony, she failed to arrive on time, and then not at all, without so much as a phone call or apology. Danny eventually contacted the hypocritical etiquette adviser and conducted the interview over the phone. Despite every attempt to display poor etiquette (Andrew Schultz incessantly badgering her for a date despite being married) it turned out that Harriette had a voice that would soothe a savage attention-greedy comic. David Kasten asked for advise regarding a near prostitution experience that he engaged in with former co-host Katy Olsen while on the D train. While Harriette claimed to never be in favor of prostituting your friends, she was wooed by Danny as he crooned her with “Ebony and Ivory”. Comical radio now has a new friend and possible recurring guest (if she ever shows up) in Harriette Cole. The result: Comical Radio: 1 Etiquette: ?

Next up: Dan Hirshon. Part comedian, part blazing glory of triumph. Dan came in and surrendered to the accusation that his speaking voice sounded as though he was constantly chewing gum. The problem was remedied with four glasses of water and an interrogation of his personal life. Danny and the crew learned that Dan may or may not have been on a date that may or may not have involved pizza, and also that Dan created a sketch comedy CD with friend Micah Sherman. Who is this other Micah? And why? Why???

The show ended with intern “Seven” playing his soon-to-be -platinum song “Inspiration Song” Apparently, he gets his own inspiration from smoking lots of weed and singing like a Mexican Bjork. Look below to watch Seven “dance.”

And that was the show. Make sure to tune in Friday with SUPER FAMOUS guests Jim Florentine, Jim Bruer, Ted Alexandro, and Chelsea Perretti.

Comedian Nicky Dip Nick Dipaolo calls in today on comical radio

2008-08-01T15:57:00.000-07:00

Chris Iacono was out today to attend a wedding in Colorado, leaving a snake-dick-shaped hole for intern and Woman Whisperer Andrew Schultz to fill. While Danny and the crew missed the smell of Burger King breakfasts, the business of being douche bags went along its usual course.

The central item of douchebaggery today was Danny’s trip with Matty Goldberg and intern Genevieve Joy to see anti-comedian Neil Hamburger. In the spirit of the the great character comic, Danny said “Yes” when two random fans at the show asked him if he was Australian. To convince the fans that he really was from down under, Danny claimed that one of the fans looked exactly like a famous children’s puppeteer in Australia named Melton, and screamed about it all night despite the fact that the only thing he knew about Australia was how the accent sounds and that there is no such puppeteer named Melton. Once he had “Melton” and his friend convinced that he was an an authentic kangaroo master, Danny used his dead-on accent to show them that not only are all Australian proud racists, but they are also demonstrably into fucking their sisters. Final Outcome: Comical Radio:1 Australia: Racist Sister Fuckers.

Dylan Gadino from Punchline Magazine called in with another Punchline Update. He reported that the Edinborough Fringe Festival was going to be showcasing a comedian who is only thirteen years old. What kind of comedy can come from the mind of a person who spends most of their time thinking about how to control their erections in public? (Possibly the same kind of comedy that comes from a man twice his age?) Myka reminisced about a personal horror story of when she had to endure the comedy of a thirteen year old she knew who was also pursuing stand up. The reality was that the mother of the child was writing the kid’s comedy and using him as a beard for her own depserate need for attention. The result was a hen-pecked pubescent telling limp jokes about President Bush. It was an offense to all that was comedy and the nauseating memories revisit Myka in her darkest hours. Andrew Schultz said that he was going to be at the festival also, and offered to check out the kid’s act and report back. Be careful, Andrew, once you walk through the door of horror you can never return. Gadino also informed the crew that there would be a tribute show to Mitch Hedberg in honor of his posthumously released new CD, and then spent time calming Myka down from her fear that the tribute show would lead to a dubious “In the Spirit of” award similar to those given on behalf of Bill Hicks and Andy Kaufman.

Nick DiPaolo called in and vented about the comedy community’s collective effort to thwart his career attempts. Whenever a show he was on would become popular, someone was always there to shut down the operation. Why does this always happen to him? What has been the common denominator? Gays and Jews of Hollywood. Among other theories, DiPaolo claimed that the leftist ewlite hated him for being a white man who presumed to talk to minorities as he would other white men. He then waxed romantic about performing on the radio, citing that it created an intimate environment for his fans to really get to know and understand him before Imus had to open up his big mouth and screw it up for all the other big mouths. When asked about his writing process, DiPaolo said that while his best writing comes from his sitting down and being disciplined, he mostly tends to just riff on stage and let his act develop from there. This may explain the almost 20 hours of comedy he claimed to have established throughout his career… too bad comedy clubs will only let him do an hour at a time.

The show closed out with Guest Scott Grey, the new manager of Stand Up New York Comedy Club. He used to do other other menial tasks around the club, but now does this! Grey regaled Danny and the crew with his endeavors to start his own comedy club with an Austrian man who was most likely suffering from delusions of grandeur and glee from the prowess of his Euro. Afer becoming antsy that the fledgling club was not bringing in the dollar dollars as anticipated, the coke-brained (allegedly) Austrian got his heart set on an additional undertaking of creating and selling a book of advertisements to tourists in Times Square. “You take zee adverts and zen zee people buy it and boom! Sree Million dollaz!” After twenty minutes of shenanigans with Austrian accents (not to be confused with the previous thirty minutes of Australian accents), Scott Grey announced in earnest his desire to provide quality comedy to his audiences and a sympathetic work environment for comedians. Truly a man of the people, he offered a two for one deal to Comical Radio listeners, so take advantage! Take a look below at the video clip of Grey saying nice and mostly true things about Danny and the Comical Radio Show.

And that was the show. Make sure to listen in Monday for Ebony Magazine’s etiquette coach Harriette Cole and comedian Dan Hirshon.

Singer and comicalradio fan Aviv Cohen, Daniel Dratch, DJ Josh “Snagglepuss” Rabi

2008-07-28T16:09:00.000-07:00

Big News dropped today on Comical Radio. The mystery of who Intern Genevieve has been dating was solved. It turns our the man in question is none other than A MEMBER OF THE SHOW. This “Member” stated repeatedly that he didn’t want his “relationship” to be discussed over the air and on the blog because they don’t want other people giving it the title “relationship” as opposed to a merely a “Thing” which is how they have chosen to refer to it. He also harbors concerns about all of the undesired publicity that an announcement on Comical Radio will lead to. When asked, Genevieve “Mrs.15K” Joy admitted that she and her mystery man did, in fact, get off on keeping their “Thing” a secret..

Will this gross publicity ruin their perversions? Will the two scream Danny’s name out into the night? Will we specifically name the Comical Radio member in question? Stay tuned for further Comical Radio Melrose 90210 drama.

In other news, there is a guy out there who is a bigger Jerk than Dave Kasten, and proved it by making Kasten his best man at his wedding this weekend. Danny and the crew named off at least ten other people who were better men than Kasten, but Kasten pulled through in a clinch and managed to use his magical Best Man powers to book Ron Jeremy, Uncle of the Bride, on the radio show. Well done Kasten, and good job not getting kicked out of the ceremony despite having insulted the bride a week earlier by telling her that she has a sexual preference for being slapped in the ass with a dead fish, or for acting disgusted as the bride and all of her family members were grossly fat.

From now on, when you wake up in the morning and think about Synesthesia (an individual whose perception of numbers and letters are associated with the experience of colors) you will think of Aviv Cohn. He came on the show today and discussed his impressions of the number 7 (red) and then snubbed Myka after she admitted that she was a fan of his from Myspace. He played a couple songs littered with vivid imagery and then Danny pointed out that his great music is the obvious trade for being so socially awkward. Listen to his music and then have many awkward interactions him on Myspace.

The second guest on the show was Dan Dratch, former writer of the TV show Monk. First Danny’s grandmother called, claimed to be Monk’s biggest fan, and then repeatedly asked Dratch why the show changed its airtime from evenings to afternoons and complained that it didn’t fit her busy schedule anymore. Danny took advantage of a star-struck moment and asked Dratch about his famous sister, Rachel Dratch from SNL. In a misguided attempt to compliment the sister Dratch on her talent, Danny insulted her appearance and offended Dan Dratch who claimed that she was actually a very attractive person who wasn’t nearly as ugly as the Dom Deluise spawn sitting in front of him. Dratch handled the situation with class and managed to get a spot on Danny’s next stand up show. Final Outcome: Danny wrote his first apology letter ever.

The show ended with a Dance Party as Danny’s friend DJ Josh “Snagglepuss” Rabi, he played the bangers while Interns Seven and Greg had a Dance-off. Final Outcome: Bangers: 1 Interns: 0.

And that was the show. Make sure to listen on Friday, for DONT MISS gusts: Nick DiPaolo, Nick Griffen, and Greg Fitzsimmons

Flight of the Conchords star Arj Barker stops by, the Bleach announcer Pablo Fransisco and Ashley Fils-Aime

2008-07-25T16:06:00.000-07:00

Ring Ring! Meow. Ay, Papi! Pablo Francisco on Comical Radio! Francisco filled the padded walls of the studio with voices of every blockbuster hero and a litany of the noises things make when they are humped. Francisco brought with him his opening act, Ashley Fils-Aime, who promptly gave his advice to listeners: If you want your daughter to be left alone by men, name her Herpes or Gonorrhea. Interesting advice. Did your parents name you Ashley because they wanted you to get fired from working as a busboy at The Improv in Florida? Before the show Pablo Francisco voiced the trailer for The Bleach movie, so keep an eye out, it will be available online soon.

Arj Barker of Flight of the Concords came on next. After discussing a magazine list of what women find most attractive in men, Arj complained that he was too busy writing poems in his diary and nursing stray kittens to health to know whether he could consider himself to be sensitive or not. Even though the studio is indoors, Barker sat in a hat and sunglasses and stated that he didn’t like the sun. The disguise could be a possible explanation as to why he tends not to get recognized on the streets, but, more likely, it is just a reflection of his detached nature, a personality trait that Danny pointed out in a classically strange Comical moment. The interview ended with Barker describing his curiosity about the afterlife and discussing alien conspiracy theories with Chris Iacono. Maybe he wears the sunglasses to protect his eyes from seeing all that truth.

Ex-Intern Dina was scheduled to come in to celebrate her seventh month of pregnancy, but could not afford the train because her hot-dog cart had been rained out the day before. C’mon, Dina, why not just use the money you’ve saved for your baby’s college education?

Closing out the show was a retelling of how Matty Goldberg perfectly disgusted every person in Intern Genevieve’s apartment during a webisode shoot last Monday. The giant tooth himself called in to apologize to Genevieve for his transgressions and to dangle his prescriptions in front of Myka’s drug-addicted face. It turns out that a commercial deal with Converse entitles a person to drink a pint of whisky and behave as though they are a major talent. The Comical forgives you, Matty, as long as you promise to give Myka more Tramadol.

And that was the show. Make sure to tune in Monday with guest Dan Dratch. He will be on to answer questions about the TV show Monk (he wrote for it) and to say other amusing things. Also on the show, Aviv Cohn, some poor kid trying to make it in the music biz.

Comedians Bill Dawes and Jermaine Fowler, and Dave Kasten's twin Myq Kaplan stops by to annoy the shit out of Dave

2008-07-21T16:05:00.000-07:00

What happens when a mall security guard gets some barely legal chick pregnant? The co-ed baby shower that Danny attended yesterday happens. Listen to the tale:

Although it is normally the custom to dress in pastels and tell the mother-to-be how beautiful she looks even though she is fat, this celebration was held in a Long Island bar flanked with men and women covered in tattoos and long mustaches. Danny reported that he was put on the spot and asked to perform stand-up comedy. Last minute plans like that always end well. Danny said that he opened with a joke about diabetics becoming pirates, due to the appearance of losing a leg and wearing an eye patch. It turned out that ninety percent of native Long Islanders are also diabetics, and thusly threw rolled-up placements at Lobell in lieu of rotten tomatoes and knives. Always up to be humiliated, Danny was forced to continue and found that the only joke that went appreciated did so at the expense of a delightful minority group. All of this disrespect, Danny said, was made worth it by getting the opportunity to meet “Uncle Roy”…

Not quite an uncle and not quite a Roy, the 600lb Marlon Brando clone refused to sit at the table with the rest of the celebrants, and instead remained at the bar beyond the back room, grunting when forced to communicate with the people outside of his head. Danny unsuccessfully attempted to befriend the behemoth, and while he was ignored repeatedly, he was present to witness the most beautiful site ever beheld by a fat guy who has a friend-crush on another fat guy. He got to see Uncle Roy do what he did best. In his life outside of sitting stonily at a bar, Uncle Roy finds employment sitting stonily at a bar as a bouncer. His specific role is to get rid of the industrial low-lifes that cannot be persuaded to leave by the junior-varsity bouncers. It was requested that a certain drunk be removed from the baby shower and Danny drank a shot of alcohol made out of wood while he watched Uncle Roy speak to the drunk without one hint of emotion or understanding of how the game chess is played.

Drunk: “We could be friends”
Uncle Roy: “No. We couldn’t”
Drunk: “I can’t wait to sober up and leave.”

Man. If only every bar had an Uncle Roy.

In other news, the puppy that had been given to Danny’s troubled brother and then taken away was given back to him due to Danny’s family’s inability to return the puppy to the store. It turned out that they procured the beast from an evil pet store and that many other patrons complained of their pets dying immediately after purchase. Now the family is charged with the task of swabbing the puppy’s pussy eyeballs and postering the evil pet store with pictures of the Lobell boys’ hideous allergic reactions that read: IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU. Danny’s father told his son to call the store, get rid of the puppy bought to keep him from killing himself, and give the manager this message: “Our family loves to play hard ball.”

Dave Kasten got the opportunity to apologize to Intern Genevieve’s mom for insulting her while an invited guest at her home. Genevieve’s mom is a therapist and Miss America loser, and as such accepted Kasten’s apology gracefully and assessed that he acted as he did because he was uncomfortable in his surroundings. Why so nervous, Kasten? Haven’t you ever been somewhere that didn’t smell like fried chicken livers and borscht? Dave promised her that when he brings apology flowers that they would not be cheap carnations, and claimed that he would not drink in their presence again. At least one of the promises will definitely be kept, Kasten will most likely not bring flowers at all.

First guest in was Bill Dawes, fair-haired comedian and often proclaimed “crowd-pleasing” comic. Dawes said he doesn’t necessarily mind telling jokes as long as the audience is having a good time. According to Dawes, he didn’t know there was such a thing as a comedian whose aim was not to please the audience. What about pleasing the audience with edgy and deep material? He’s working on it, and has some dark mother issues to pull from. As does most of the cast. Danny and the crew encouraged him to follow down that path as Dawes confessed that his true love was acting and discussed roles garnered in movies and television shows with actual speaking lines. Though normally type-cast as gay (he’s not!?) he related his experience on the set of Sex and the City where he asked out and was rejected by Kim Catrall. He didn’t win any straight points that day, but he did make her laugh.

Drew Fraser and Lenny Marcus stop by the studio

2008-07-18T16:15:00.000-07:00

Dysfunction prevails over hygiene today on The Comical Radio. The show opened with Danny launching into a whiplashed frenzy as he detailed the true but disturbing details of his family’s visit to a massive Asian spa. Danny related that his father was determined to treat his dependents to a relaxing day of steaming in a golden human aquarium, but only if younger brother Josh prepared sandwiches ahead of time to avoid a costly sushi lunch. Demanding that this be done with only five minutes notice proved to be a mistake as other brother and birthday-boy Sam was only given half a sandwich to eat. To further the insult, he was also given and the burden of having to choose whether or not to steal the only massage that had been financially alloted for and previously promised to his mother. That decision was avoided altogether, though, because the freeway joyride full of dangerous shoulder stops ended without ever making it to the spa. Danny’s mother was convinced that Sam was going to kill himself from depression and insisted they take a family trip to the hospital instead. Turns out, Sam was only smothering his face to block out the screaming, so it was decided his depression would be treated at home with the purchase of a puppy. So, no therapy for Sam. No relaxing day at the spa for the family. No personal space for anyone. And. No puppy, it was removed almost immediately due to allergic reaction.

Danny, in a reaction to the genetic betrayal that is his father, followed his own course of driving mania and attempted to create a reaction storm by cut tinga guy off at the McDonald’s drive-thru. Precious drive-thru minutes passed as he struggled to make a twelve-point-turn. Worst of all, the man who was cut off had no reaction, like he was watching a cat take a dump instead of watching a fat guy with a car full of goombas back into window just to get a caramel iced coffee. Unconvinced that there is no place for shock value in this country anymore, Danny made a final attempt to get a reaction at the expense of his own passengers by making a hard right toward a wall while speeding, sparing their lives by mere inches.

Myka informed the crew of a different danger lurking in society: The Feeders. Horrified after learning that there exist men who become sexually aroused by feeding women with the intent to make them hugely fat, she looked up a video on the internet documenting a woman’s 250lb progress toward 500lbs. Unable to find it she found herself watching a slew of you tube videos of fat men rubbing their bellies after a binge eating session, a whole other subset of food fetishists. Ew. Ew ew ew! Myka claimed in a shamed admission that she actually found these videos appealing in an appalling way and vowed to look into it. For hours. While at home alone.

Drew Fraser stopped by and expertly plugged the cooling breezes coming off the Hudson that could be enjoyed before watching him headline at Comix tonight. Two shows at 8 and 10:30. Danny discussed with him the stately pleasures of receiving a pedicure, a secret women have been hiding from men for centuries. Now men have only to harness the orgasmic powers of childbirth! Comic Lenny Marcus came in next and made history as the only guest to turn down a pre-interview, claiming he didn’t trust that it wouldn’t become a humiliating you tube clip to haunt his coming years. He graciously endured a Punchline Update with Dylan despite not getting the details he required while Danny and the crew learned that some German comic, Barf, brought in the largest stand up audience ever and discussed rumors of Ricky Gervais’ questionable performance at Madison Square Garden. Before leaving to headline tonight at Gotham, Lenny Marcus said that he would give a pre-interview provided that fans email him and tell him they heard him on the radio. His email is SkinnyBoyL@aol.com. Email him, he promises to give one minute of interview per email. Let’s make a movie, people!

Andrew Shultz the Woman Whisperer came in next to consult Danny on issues hes had with his girlfriend dating an old friend from California. The “Asian friend” takes her out to expensive French meals and goes shopping with her during the day, but all worries were mostly solved when Andrew wisely advised that is Danny’s girlfriend were only interested in money then she wouldn’t be hanging out with a guy who lives with maniac roommates in a roach-filled apartment. Danny’s girlfriend called in to further allay his fears and Andrew decided that things could work out as long as this “Asian friend” doesn’t actively pursue her. The girlfriend left with an ominous request that Danny call her after the show. Stay tuned for Monday’s show for an update.

The Comical exploded to a finish with a Kasten Minute warning civilians of the dangers of an ejaculate-soaked America with the advent of the new-iPhone and its upgraded porn capabilities. Way to keep your eyes on the issues, Kasten.

Myq Kaplan VS Dave Kasten ALL DAY LONG!!!

2008-07-14T17:17:00.000-07:00

The moment of truth was faced today as Dave Kasten met with his rival in love, Myq Kaplan. Kasten wants Myka Fox. Kaplan dates Myka Fox. Prepared to hate his nemesis, Kasten was barely deterred as Kaplan arrived looking an almost identical twin. Both in gray shirts, both with metal framed glasses. Same haircut. Same desire to pump the almost-brilliant, almost beautiful Fox. The only difference, as Danny told it, is that Myq has a great personality and Kasten is a raging ball of hatred and perversion. Kasten preferred to observe this fact as Myq having no personality, typical of a a raging ball of hatred and perversion. The crew was expecting fireworks as the interview was handed over to Kasten but none were seen. Instead, limp aftereffects as the entire studio admitted that Kaplan is a likable guy with a clever countenance. The moment of truth: the status quo is maintained.
What should have been a combustible situation proved to pale in comparison to Danny’s view that chickens would take over the world if not for Americas constant vigilance in eating them. Is this idea dumber than his childhood of throwing good-bye parties for deported Pakistani gas station attendants? Is that question more irrelevant than a yeshiva bragging about educating the Beastie Boys? Will the injustices never end?
No! They wonâ€™t! Worse than Danny’s misinterpretations of life was Chris Iaconoâ€™s inability to get himself a Burger King breakfast last week. What an insult! He had to get himself a 7-11 breakfast, and not only that, from Brooklyn and not Manhattan.
Tune in Friday for more implications of â€œdouble-rapeâ€ and competing suicide bombers. Also Guests: Richard Belzer and Lenny Marcus.

Whose Line is it anyway and VS star Greg Proops stopped by

2008-07-11T16:16:00.000-07:00

Ok. Enough is enough. Kasten came into the show whining like a little bitch because that slut in Florida decided that she would rather have some balding fat guy invade her lady parts. Big deal. The money Dave would have spent on a plane ticket would have only been half what he would have spent on a prescription to cure the resulting syphilis. Now the only contagious disease is the bad attitude, which Chris Iacono contracted immediately from then sex talk and declared a moratorium on Kasten’s love woes until he at least makes it to second base with a living human girl.

The crew agreed to move onto more realistic goals, and decided to start a team in the comedy softball league. Chris held hope that The Comical could rally in the sport despite not even having enough players, while Danny was determined to make The Comical the most losingest softball team in history. The main objective: To waste the other teams time in the same way he does his guests on the show. When losing is the aim, victory is always a sure thing. Take note, Kasten!

In the News with a Punchline Update from Dillon: A new album of previously unreleased Mitch Hedberg material is slated to be released. Chris seemed concerned that coroprations were making money off the genius post-humously, maybe the bigger issue is that Iacono’s career is dead presently. Just buy the album and enjoy it. Also coming back to standup from the dead is Eddie Murphy. Can he come back from the hatred he has sewn from years of fat suits and talking animal bits? The comical crew waits on bated breath to hate him.

In an attempt to close the issue forever, Myka surprised Dave Kasten with a reenactment of his wet dream about her. She appeared in a white dress, white knee-high stockings and twirled around the room ala the nymph fantasy that had him cumming in his sheets less the a week earlier. Did he lose his shit? Did he turn his pants into a set of use bedroom sheets? No! He sat there uninspired and loathing his state of existence. Despite reservations, Myka was coaxed into sitting on his lap to complete the fantasy, and fortunately did not detect the immediate erection that resulted. Final Score: Fantasy gag: 0. Minutes of masturbation fodder: Thousands

The last hour of the show was graced with comedian Greg Proops, most famous from the original “Whose Line is It Anyways”, in town performing standup a Comix. Members of the crew took turns sharing the “Do you remember when you met me?” stories, and each of them was returned by Proops with a resounding, “No.” Proops spent the rest of the time fielding questions on the ramifications of exposing a personal life on stage versus not, and generally being smarter than everyone in the room. By the end everyone agreed that he show went pretty well for being recorded in 1948.

http://www.thecomical.com/Audio/gregproops.mp3

Israeli Adie and Comedian Jess Woods

2008-07-07T16:15:00.000-07:00

Hey there, Comical fans! Today’s show featured wet dreams, followed by date proposals, then ended with incestuous rape… Another natural progression here at Comical Radio.

1) The show opened with Danny detailing his ineptitude at caring for his sickly girlfriend. Having left her in his parent’s backyard while he cataloged ruined possessions in a warehouse, Danny discovered his lady at a hospital hours later after she had passed out with an empty cup in one hand and her phone in the other. Turned out he was responsible enough to leave his girlfriend with an iced tea but not enough to charge his cell phone. Not to worry, he reports that she is okay, and that all of the details were handled by their mothers.

2)Having one crisis handled incompetently, Danny went on to take care of best friend Kasten’s love woes. After being coarsely (but justifiably) rejected by Myka, Danny went ahead and made efforts to humiliate Kasten further by lying that intern Genevieve had a crush on him. When Dave approached her about this, Genevieve had the unfortunate but familiar task of rejecting him. Why? Hes lovable! People deserve love, why not Kasten? Gen revealed she is dating a mystery comic whose name will be known when Danny can “Wheel of Fortune” his way through Genevieve’s clues!

3) In other news, Kasten admitted that Tuesday he had a Rumpelstiltskin nymph wet dream about Myka wearing a white dress and stockings and humping her in the woods. Danny and the crew were astonished because the very night Kasten released his DNA into his empty bed, Myka was actually humping her boyfriend in the woods and Chris was wearing white sheets at a rally. Coincidence? You be the judge!

4) First guest on the show was some Israeli chick named Adie that Danny tried to get Kasten to fuck. Another futile attempt; this girl was actually a funny comedian and not at all interested in Kasten. Nevertheless, she was put through minutes of debate between Kasten and Iacono over why Kasten is un-fuckable and why Chris is a greasy wop dego. Final results of said debate: David Kasten is un-fuckable and Chris Iacono is a greasy organ grinding wop with thinning hair. The Israeli chick slipped out of the studio before the results were in, but managed to plug the various open mics she performs at.

5) Next up: Jess Woods. Today we learned that her mom was a dug addicted nudist hippie and her dad raped her at the age of five. Danny performed a dead-on impression of Jess’s dad if he had visited a therapist, and no one in the room became uncomfortable. When asked how she was able to cheerfully relate a past that should have caused her to become a schizophrenic, Woods said that she had done a lot of work with a therapist. Therapy is enough to settle years of the worst kind of abuse? No way! What kind of sicko gets over being raped by her father?

6) The show ended with a white trash update from Katy Olson, reporting live from her home in Atlanta. First order of business, she now has a home made of walls. Katy regaled the crew with tales of a stripper named “Blondie” (so dubbed for her bleached African pubic hair), and Blondie’s rival, her niece. Blondie boasts an ability to crush a PBR can between her calloused cleavage, while the niece can crush one in her buttocks. Now this is radio! Katy also reported that her brother has decided to give up hoeing as he has become an inventor. He has created the world’s first drug container for placement in the rectum on the off chance that a person might get taken to jail that day. Perhaps he has never heard of a condom, but in any case, please do not pass along the details of this brilliant invention because he has not yet patented it.

And that’s it! Stay tuned for Friday’s show as it will brag of Dean Edwards from Saturday Night Live, Mike Birbiglia, and another comedian who deserves to have his name remembered and listed here. I said good day, sir!

Kurt Metzger calls in, Myka's crush on Dave, and the punchline magazine update

2008-06-30T15:27:00.000-07:00

So, basically, three things happened on the radio today.

1. Myka confessed she had a crush on Dave Kasten after watching him attempt to end Pauly Confusion’s life. So she’s into violence. So what? Shes not going to leave her boyfriend for Kasten. Even if she left her boyfriend, she said, she wouldn’t go for Kasten. Outraged, Matty Goldberg called in to console the Rabid Dog and to train him to master the art of seduction. They role-played so that Kasten could practice talking to a woman as a means of “getting” her, and resulted in a conversation that droned on with mild small talk. Unconvinced of Matty’s authority to teach Kasten’s way into a woman’s pants, Myka challenged him to try and pick her up. What followed in the next thirty seconds was a cacophony of childish name calling, assumptions of playing hard to get, and inevitable defeat.Kasten was not to give up easily, though, and revealed he had learned a MOVE. A secret move for pleasuring women known by few and desired by all. He wouldn’t give many details as he did not want to give away his hand, but he did admit that the MOVE involved his finger, tongue, and an assortment of canned cat foods.Good for you, Kasten!

2. Dillon from Punchline Magazine called in not to give a Punchline update, but rather to whine about having only a modicum of moral structure. Not enough morals for him to help a gas station attendant out by paying for the extra gas that was accidentally poured into his tank, but enough morals to feel bad about it at night when he is alone with his evil thoughts. In a miguided attemp, he sought the crew and listener’s opinions on what he should have done. Most everyone concurred that Dillon should have just paid for the gas. An attempt to contact said gas station attendant was made, but Dillon would not say which gas station it was fearing that we might find the attendant had killed himself over having to pay for the gas with three hours of extra work. Good for you, Dillon!

3. Speaking of evil thoughts, Kurt Metzger called in and admitted that he was raised as a Jehova’s Witness. Danny thought this was awesome until he was informed that Jehova’s Witnesses were not Mormans and could therefor not have a million girlfriends. What Danny and the crew discovered was that Jehova’s Witnesses were an entirely different religious sect (of Christianity), having only in common that they were practiced by the extreme crazies. Iacono went for blood looking for Kurt to admit that any success he gained from a comedy set in Montreal could be credited to the boyish laugh of one Danny Lobell. Metzger conceded immediately, offering that he had gained zero success from that set, and an uncomfortable silence was enjoyed by all. Kurt said it was great to find that Myka was still alive after she failed to reutrn his calls, and then went on to prove how well he connected with the MTV generation in his work there. Good for you, Kurt!

4. (okay, so more things happened) A call was place to former intern DINA. Six months pregnant, sirens could be heard from behind the hot-dog stand she was working at. She said she has been living with her mom and has decided to allow her abusive boyfriend into her and her baby’s life provided he attend counseling. Good for you, Dina!

5. The show wrapped with a Kasten minute about being annoyed by nature hikes and eating peed on leaves. Good for you, Chris!

Kasten almost kills Pauly Confusion, and the Sklar Brothers stop by

2008-06-27T03:09:00.000-07:00

Dear Listeners, thank you. You are logging on in such great numbers that we have exceeded our bandwidth and are being forced to upgrade to keep up with demand. So, if you are having trouble, just keep trying and we will remedy this as soon as possible. If you were lucky enough to hear the show today you learned some important shit. If not, this is what you missed:

Last night was Katy’s going away party and roast, it turned out to be commensurate with her time on the radio…. she was the only reason to be there, everyone was inebriated, and it inspired a near-homicide. Fight things first- Pauly Confusion, an almost comic whose need for attention exceeds his lack of talent outdid himself last night as he hounded Kasten about his disabled sister. It is unclear what outcome Confusion was looking for, but the one he got was a sedate warning from Kasten that was “part threatening and part begging” for Pauly to give it up. When that failed, Kasten calmly removed his glasses and gold watch, then lunged for Pauly’s throat and screamed to the point of ripping his vocal chords “I’m going to kill you!” much like a bear would if it were a human. Kasten pulled Confusion’s head out the window by the neck, an act that without Chris Iacono’s intervention would have led to a five-story fall to his death. The events were detailed extensively on the show today, so stay tuned for Pauly Confusion’s take on the episode when he comes on the radio to give his rebuttal and beg for air-time despite the possibility of Kasten making good on his murder threat.

Andrew Schulz came on today for “The Woman Whisperer” to address Greg the Intern’s issues with his girlfriend’s inability to orgasm. It was decided that Greg was not taking enough risks in bed, and Andrew suggested choking her and other more risque behaviors to focus his girlfriend’s libido. Of course, this paralleled Myka’s orgasm problems and in the interest of solving the matter a new contest has been designed. All the men out there, this is your chance. Call in and suggest the way you think you can make Myka orgasm, and if it has not been tried on her already, you move on to the next round. From there, Danny and the crew will determine who they think would stand the best chance at making Myka ejaculate across the room, and pit him against Myka’s current boyfriend. If you can get him to admit that you could do a better job at getting her to orgasm than he has tried, you are cleared to have a go at it. Good luck, lovers!

The Sklar brothers made their appearance towards the end of the show and were pleasantly surprised when Danny knew which Sklar was which. (Jason= glasses, Randy= no glasses.) The twins discussed their popular Andrew “Dice” Clay bit and Danny molested Jason about being the “Edgy” brother. While both are married, Randy has a couple offspring while Jason has none yet, and in a plea to keep the status-quo, Danny wished for Jason’s pregnant wife to miscarry. Jason compromised and promised to give his baby away for adoption once born. Good guys, those Sklars. Check them out tonight and Saturday night at Comix, they are doing two shows a night with excellent guests.

And that was the show. Tune in next week for Todd Barry, Ted Alexandro, and Greer Barns. Also, updates on the possible murder of Pauly Confusion and the search for Myka’s orgasm. Ciao!

Patrice O'Neal shares his wisdom of the ladies, Carlin passes away and relfections, and Comedian Jamie Kilstein stops by

2008-06-23T03:18:00.000-07:00

Dear god, please don’t strike us down for our show today. We started off an hour early with Patrice Oneal, he launched into an hour-long diatribe as to why women are inferior to men. Danny went along as he ventured that Katy, suffering only from cerebral palsy, was not as funny as Jerry Jewel, the famed cripple from “Facts of Life.” No mistake, though, this mild bashing proved to be affectionate in comparison to his usual hatred of female comedians, thus showing that Patrice definitely likes Katy’s comedy. None of that, however, was enough to take away from the heavy awareness that George Carlin passed away last night due to heart failure. The crew lamented the fact that the death of their hero and icon, a man with a fifty year career, only warranted a quarter page of the paper. This only goes to prove that the mainstream media doesn’t care about comedy. Carlin was loved, though, and Patrice commented that Carlin was loved posthumously, reaping some much-deserved “I’m dead love” while still alive.Jordon Ferber came in to promote a benefit in memoriam of his brother, scholarships will be given to underprivileged children to attend culinary school. If you want to support, it takes place June 26th, this Thursday, at the VCS Theater 272 W 10th St. For more information go to russellferberfoundation.org. Get those kids off the streets an into kitchens cooking dumplings instead of crack.Finally, Jamie Kilstein, came by and and refused to sit during his interview because he feared he might fall asleep. He was on point though, when discussing the hole that Carlin left that now needs to be filled by the upcoming comedic generation. It was only seconds before Dave Kasten dirtied Carlin’s name by suggesting that Carlin’s affection for a younger comedian was evidence that he was trying to get laid. Shame on you, Kasten, it is you who is desperate. Stop trying to pin your neurosis on dead people.And that was the show. Feel free to leave comments and feelings about how the show went or anything you would like to say about Carlin. There is a lot to say
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Jerry Seinfeld's Comedian other star Orny Adams, Mad Tv's Aries Spears calls in, Marijuanalogue star Doug Benson

2008-06-20T15:45:00.000-07:00

Top of the line programming today. The show started off with an insult as Kasten discussed being accosted by his biggest fan at an electronics store. Apparently, not all Indians agree that India’s starvation problem could and should be solved by consuming the country’s sacred cow population. To settle the argument, Comical Radio is arranging to bring the Angry Indian into the studio and host an old-fashioned KNOWLEDGE-OFF. Dave got a reprive, however, when long-time listener and possibly medicated fan “Stephanie” called in and offered to cash in Kasten’s V-card. It turns out that all it would take for him to lose his virginity is a plane ticket from Florida and a key to a hotel room that has been cleared of roaches. Comical Radio fans are asked to please donate for the cause. In return, video of before and after the event will be taken, and possibly audio from DURING the event provided that it lasts long enough for verbal utterances.

In the Punchline Weekly Comedy Wrap-up, Barak Obama’s use of a Chris Rock joke was reviewed. Will this help or hurt the campaign? We don’t know because we don’t know things.
The first guest on the show was Orny Adams, famed jerk from “Comedian” with Jerry Seinfeld. Danny immediately lampooned him for his unwatchably unfunny videos and then they both agreed that Danny is also a jerk. Orny discussed his inability to approach women because they always have boyfriends and their cars don’t work… this was a decidedly uniting theme.

Myq Kaplan, a funny comedian and Myka’s current boyfriend, called in from the Great Amerian Comedy Festival in Nebraska to promote his appearance on Comedy Central’s Live At Gotham. Total tally: two hang-ups/diconnected calls, a few reasons why Nebraska sucks, and four excuses as to why he hasnt been able to bring Myka to orgasm.

Aries Spears called in next, the second missed opportunity for him to appear live in the studio. His interview was spent explaining his first absense… he had to appear in court to defend himself on a sexual hararasment suit. Apparently women do not like to have their titties high-fived. Unlike the affronted woman, Spears got off and is fortunately free of all charges. Kasten then solicited him to play the “Black Mass” in “The Bleach.” Aries claimed this role was completely racist, we expect his full support when it comes time to shoot his scene.

Finally, Doug Benson came in and politely tolerated Kasten’s tirade against all VH1 talking heads shows before advising him that he would get laid more if he dropped the hatred. The 2006 High Times “Stoner of the Year” was invited to stick around for a post-interview smoke, but he declined to spend a few more hours getting lost with his driver.

The show wrapped with the Kasten Minute: Johnny Cougar Melloncamp sucks.

Comedian Matt Ruby stops by to show what he knows

2008-06-16T15:36:00.000-07:00

Great show today here at The Danny Lobell Show. The show started with the news then quickly segueyed into a discussion about international cuisine. Danny, Kasten, and Iacono argued against Micah replacement Andrew Schulz that Mexicanfood is not a cuisine. Their argument was that the only unique item it contains is corn. Listen in for the hilarious details. The first guest of the show was comedian Matt Ruby. They also discussed comedy’s shelf and how musical comedy should be judged. Matt shared intimate detals of his relationship struggles. The crew gave advice to Matt and transitioned into The Woman Whisperer with Andrew Schulz. Andrew told women to stop trying to bring you man to the club or bar. Make sure to tune in for the explanation. Another great show, make sure to tune in every week for the funniest, internet comedy talk radio.

Former and now pregnant intern Dina calls in and Andrew the Woman Whisperer shares his advice

2008-06-13T15:19:00.000-07:00

Interesting show here today at the Danny Lobell Show on Comical Radio. The show started out with a call in from Dina the old intern. Dina shared a shocking story of how her soon to be husband beat her. Dina is six months pregnant and has filed a restraining order on him. As if the call in was not unique enough Dina later divulged she was making the call while at work at a hot dog stand in Connecticut. We wish Dina all the best and we will keep the listeners up to date on her story. The next segment was “get to better know an intern.” This segment featured intern Greg and his limbless family. Greg did not divulge much information but the crew was clever with what they got. Make sure to listen to the episode for details. Andrew Schulz’s Woman Whisperer segment was dedicated to ex intern Dina’s quagmire. The show closed with a kasten minute where Kasten ripped Spike Lee. Make sure to tune in every week for the funniest internet comedy talk radio.

Comedian s Moody McCarthy, Tony Rock, Danny Cohen, and Bob Marley all stop by to entertain the crew

2008-06-06T15:13:00.000-07:00

Great show here at The Danny Lobell Show on Comical Radio. The show was packed with special guests, our first guest was comedian Moody McCarthy. Danny and the crew pestered Moody for not being more famous. They commented that he is funny goodlooking and in the game more than 15 years, so where is his career. Moody did not have much of a rebuttle, but he said he loves stand up and is going to continue performing. The next guest was Rose Rock’s son, comedian Tony Rock. Tony was brought into the studio to speak about his mother’s book. Tony gave us all the dirt on his childlife in the Rose Rock household. He admitted to slapping his younger brother out of jealousy. He also admitted that he gave his foster brothers a hard time for referring to Rose as “mom.” The next guest was comedian Danny Cohen. Danny, a gay comedian, told the cast that he is becoming more religious and is trying to become straight. Iacono was sincere when he said that Danny is a talented comedian and a great person who is not being true to who he is. Danny Cohen felt that a person is not born a certain way but turns that way because of his/her environment. Listen to the show for details. The final guest was comedian Bob Marley. Bob is a 17 year veteran of comedy and spoke about how comedy has changed over the years. Bob told some great stories about driving 5 hours to Boston just to hang out and watch comedy in hopes of performing. He eventually went up and the rest is history. Bob says he has a strong following in New England and mostly plays around that area. Make sure to listen to the interview for Bob’s amazing stories about Willem Defoe and Rodney Dangerfield. Another great show here at The Danny Lobell Show on Comical Radio make sure to listen tune in for the best comedy internet talk radio.

Vic Henley and God's little musicians God's Pottery stop by again to entertain the crew

2008-06-02T15:45:00.000-07:00

Great show here at Comical Radio radio today. The show started out with talk of Danny’s hot date. According to Danny, danny pulled a hot girl off of the street in true James Bond, pick up artist-esqu style. What makes the story even more interesting is that the girl is supposedly well to do and attractive. Danny has wooed a winner, only time will tell what happens with her. The first segment of the show was the Woman Whisperer with Andrew Schulz. What started out as an advice segment for Danny quickly dissolved into a fight between Andrew and Kasten, kasten ripping the new intern, and a lengthy talk about selling babies. Tune in Friday for the conclusion. The first guest of the show was comedian Vic Henley. Vic told some incredible stories about gigs he has done. The first was about comedian and actor Richard Belzer and his Drug habits. Vic told another story about George Bush Sr.’s saying the word “Fuck” to him. Make sure you tune into the episode for details. The next guests were Christian rock group God’s Pottery. God’s Pottery was making their 3rd appearance on Comical Radio’s The Danny Lobell Show. Once again they serenaded the cast with lovely songs about faith in Christ. In an interesting twist; God’s Pottery admitted to getting high. They actually get high on rainbows. Make sure you listen to the episode for the entire interview. Tune in Next week for the funniest internet comedy talk radio.

Paul F. Tompkins and Daniel Tosh stop by the studio

2008-05-30T15:35:00.000-07:00

reat show here today at The Comical Radio. The show started out with the news. Danny and the crew discussed Bill Murray’s recent troubles with his wife. The crew was surprised that Bill’s wife didn’t realize that he was a crazy drug using maniac. The show was joined today by a potential Katy replacement Micah. The first guest of the show was comedian/actor Paul F. Tompkins. The crew ripped Paul for coming from Pennsylvania. They then proceeded to ask Paul questions about all of his more successful friends. Paul was not discouraged and tried to strike back at the crew when he could. Unfortunately for Paul, the crew proved too strong and foced Paul to agree that Pennsylvania sucks. The next guest was comedian Daniel Tosh. The crew discussed Daniel’s family and their success outside of the comedy world. Daniel shared with the crew his intense stage fright before a show. He said that he used to take drugs to calm himself before shows but has ceased to do so. Daniel also said that he would take Danny on the road with him. Only time will tell what happens. The show finished off with a Kasten minute about American vs. French cuisine. About 5 seconds in, it turned into an anti-France tirade that included all of the regular insults for French people. Kasten proved once again to be entertaining and scary at the same time.

Comedians Jacob Siroff, Jake Johansson, and Andrew the Woman Whisperer

2008-05-23T15:25:00.000-07:00

Great show here at the Comical Radio. The show started out with the introduction of Katy’s possible replacement Sarah Renfro. The crew discussed the news and and obesity in Williamsburg Brooklyn. Danny said that his obesity was not under his control but in fact it is a product of his environment. The first guest was comedian Jacob Siroff. Jacob is fresh off of his HBO special taping. The crew talked briefly of his comededic talents then segueyed into fetish porn. Surprisingly, Sarah was just as knowledgeable about fetish porn as Jacob. It looks like Sarah just might work out. The next guest was comedian Jake Johannson. Jake was making his second appearance on the show. Jake was joined by ex comical radio intern Dina. Dina is currently pregnant and shared stories of her troubled past. Jake was a bit weirded out, so Danny changed the conversation to food. Jake told a story about how two hotdogs is sometimes too much. Danny later realized that the Hotdogs might be a metaphor for Jake’s appearances on the show. The next segment was the Woman Whisperer with Andrew Schulz. What started out as a Whisperer segment turned into a most entertaining interview with Dina. Dina spoke about all her sexual fetishes with her husband. The fetishes include, getting tied up, getting skull fucked in her eye after she dies, and many other interesting fantasies. Jacob Sirof joined the show again and spoke about his love for prostitution and his relationship with his comic wife. The final guest of the day was comedian Lisa Landry. Lisa and Dina discussed baby stories. Lisa figured out a way to drink during pregnancy which she named pumping and dumping. You will have to tune into the episode for details. Another great show here at comical radio, tune in next week for the funniest internet comedy radio.

Gabriel Iglesias stops by with posse and Comedian/Actor Kevin Nealon

2008-05-16T15:30:00.000-07:00

Great show here at the Comical Radio. The show started out with Danny telling an interesting story about food. Danny always trying to keep Kosher was denied service by a hot dog vender. The hot dog vender went as far as to plug his ears and sing songs in his native tongue to ignore Danny’s incessant nagging. The first guest on the show was comedian Gabriel Iglesias. Gabriel and his entourage were referred to as “thugs outside of Home Depot by David Kasten. That’s how Kasten makes the guests feel welcome. Iglesias discussed his love of food and sincerely bonded with Danny. He denied reports that he received gastric bypass surgery and plans to never do it in the future. Danny and Gabriel discussed the importance of only having one fat person per group. Gabriel warned his entourage members not to gain to much weight or they could be out of the group. The next guest was comedian/actor Kevin Nealon. Kevin called into the show to promote his new book “Yes You’re pregnant but what about me?.” Danny asked Kevin about masturbation and pooping himself. Kevin told interesting stories about gaining weight during pregnancy and telling Chris farley to calm down while filming SNL. Make sure to listen to the entire interview. The next segment was what could be the final in studio White Trash Update with Katy Olson. Katy spoke about how her family’s house is being forclosed because her grandfather died and no one else has a job. She also shared with the listeners that her mother received a the economic stimulus tax return and blew it all on a washer/dryer. Next was the Canadian Correspondent with Graham Kay. Graham gave the Canadian point of view on the war in Iraq but was unfortunately drowned out by the Canadian national anthem. We are looking forward to more of Graham’s incite in the future. Kasten closed out the show with an entertaining Kasten minute. Kasten ripped people for worrying about polar bears dieing because of global warming when the polar bear population has actually increased. Kasten, praise you for doing your research. Tune in next week for the best internet comedy talk radio.

Comedians Eric Bronstein and Eugene Mirman and the Woman Whisperer

2008-05-12T15:23:00.000-07:00

Great show today here at the Comical Radio. The show started out with the news. Guest co-host Genevieve Joy joined the crew as they discussed how they spent Mother’s Day. Kasten had an interesting mother’s day as his mother accused him of conspiring to steal his baby sister with the maid. It gets more clear each day why Kasten is the way he is. The first guest was comedian Eric Bronstein. The crew discussed the importance of sex scandals in a politician’s campain. They concluded that Obama needs a scandal to win the election. Eric also said that comics should stop making spitzer jokes. Iacono respectfully dissagreed because he thinks they are funny, and still uses one in his act. The next guest was comedian Eugene Mirman. Eugene spoke about the alternative comedy scene and his current tour. He said they don’t have anything against the clubs but it just isn’t where his following started. Ohh the alternative scene, how rock and roll. Eugene divulged that he was born in Russian and moved here as an infant. This made Kasten accuse Eugene of being a communist spy. Dave Kasten; alwasy making the guests feel at home. The show closed with a Woman Whisperer segment with Andrew Schulz. Andrew’s woman whispering abilities were questioned by Chris Iacono saying that he did not bring girls by the comedy club on his days off. Andrew whispered that he usually doesn’t take his dates to his job site. Another great great show here at the Comical Radio tune in next week for the funniest internet comedy talk radio.

Gerry Dee and WBMB radio DJ Jamison in studio today

2008-05-09T15:22:00.000-07:00

Great show here today at The Comical Radio. The show started out with an incredible recap of Katy almost getting raped on the subway. Katy was accompanied by Kasten on the subway. Kasten at one point offered Katy’s services to the prostitute for a decent amount of money. Kasten even offered Katy a percentage of the action. The crew then played some classic segments from the Danny Lobell Show vault. One of the segments was the epic battle of white trashiness between Katy Olson and Christopher Titus. Make sure you take a listen as the white trash demigod Christopher Titus admits defeat. The shows first guest was comedian Gerry Dee. At the start of interview Gerry seemed less than enthusiatic. Gerry called the cast virgins and gay, he also said that they all were not comedians. Surprisingly the crew turned it around and got Gerry to give them advice on the comedy scene. Katy even did a bit for Gerry and got his advice on it. The interview turned out to be a success and concluded with Danny slamming Gerry for his poor behavior in the beginning of the interview. The next guest was WBMB radio DJ Jamison. Jamison told us about the ups and downs of the house scene and about fisting old women. Make sure you tune in for the details. Katen finished the show with a few different Kasten Minutes that really didn’t make any sense. It turns out that Kasten actually hacked the ideas for the minutes from Danny. Make sure to tune in every week for the funniest internet comedy talk radio.

Danny in the CT and Andrew and the Woman Whisperer

2008-05-05T15:21:00.000-07:00

Great show today here at the Comical Radio. Danny started out by recapping his road gig in Danbury, Connecticut. It was probably the most racist crowd he and his fellow performers have ever performed infront of. At one point the crowd just started yelling out random Jewish nouns. They weren’t the smartest racists in the world. The following segment was the Woman Whisperer with Andrew Schulz. What started out as interesting discussion quickly turned into sexual harrassment. The crew creepily whispered “open your vagina”to Katy.Â Katy was not amused. The final thought of the segment was that if you wish to harrass someone, make sure you whisper sweet nothings. The first guest was comedian Andy Kindler. Andy dished out the dirt on Dane Cook. Andy compared Dane Cook to Hitler but said that at least Hitler had a point of view. It is important to note that Andy Kindler is not a fan of Hitler and meant for this comparrison to be offensive. The next guest was comedian Louis Gomez. Louis said to the crew that his raspy voice is in fact real. Interestingly enough Louis was able to speak without his raspy voice which brought up questions as to weather the raspiness is just for sex appeal. Another great show, make sure you tune in next weak for the funniest internet talk radio.

Comedians Brian Haley and Juston McKinney stop by

2008-05-02T15:23:00.000-07:00

Great show today here at the Danny Lobell Show on Comical Radio. The crew was first joined by Actor/Comedian Brian Haley. The crew declared their love for Brian’s roles in Quantum leap and the Little Giants. Brian played Spike’s father in Little Giants. Brian also spoke about the importance of developing your stand up act and how it gives you control of your career. The next guest was comedian Juston Mckinney. The crew had a mini white trash off between Juston and Kate.Â Kate once again was triumphant. Juston also spoke working as a cop for just above minimum wage and living in a trailer park. Ohh the glorious life. Juston is currently on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour with Bill Engvall. Unfortunately he had nothing but nice things to say about Bill Engvall. The show closed with a Kasten Minute on why black people should not skate board.Â His argument was basically that white people can’t rap so black people can’t skateboard. Another great show, make sure to tune in next week for the internets funniest comedy talk radio.

Rick Shapiro from life with louie, Mr. Show's David Cross, and Come to Papa's own Tom Papa stop by

2008-04-25T15:14:00.000-07:00

Amazing show today at Comical Radio’s The Danny Lobell Show. The first guest was comedian/actor/writer David Cross. David dished out the dirt on his fueds with Creed and Patton Oswalt. David was creeped out by the crew as they professed their love for him. Each cast member felt like they had a connection with David and it was scary. The next guest was comedian Tom Papa. Tom and Kasten continued their on going fued with Kasten saying that Tom sucks and is a cold person. Danny also tried to get TomÂ to bring Jerry Seinfeld on the show. Tom gave no garauntees but said that the crew is getting closer. The last guest was comedian/actor Rick Shapiro. Rick let his mind wander and brilliantly ranted on rich white people, the possibilty of having kids, and his relationship with his girlfriend. The cast brought up their own Rick Shapiro stories. Danny and Katy have had the pleasure of living with Rick. Listen to the episode for details. Tune in next week for the funniest comedy talk radio.

Barry Weintraub comes in and spreads his wings!!!

2008-04-18T15:12:00.000-07:00

Great show here at the comical radio. The show opened up with the local news. The crew bantered on the Pope coming to town and the possibility of having his honor as a guest. Dylan Gadino called in with the Punchline Magazine weekly update. Danny began discussing his new method of getting women. He plans to hang around AIDS clinics and hit on the family members of AIDS patients. Dylan was not at all happy with the idea and held no punches in letting Danny know how he felt. The first segment was the Woman Whisperer with Andrew Schulz. No advice was given this week but rather Andrew shared a story about his most recent wet dream. The Crew chimed in with their wet dream experiences. It turns out that Kasten and Danny have never ejaculated in a wet dream. A bond that will unite them for eternity. The first guest was comedian Barry Weintraub. Barry is known for his political humor. Comical Radio’s own political satirist Chris Iacono made sure to put Barry in his place when it came to Brooklyn, NY politics. The next segment was the Debutant Update with Genevieve Joy. Genevieve filled the cast in about her sister and her asian massages, amongst other things rich people do. The show finished out with a Kasten minute about Dr. Suess. Kasten called the famed Dr. a drug addict and a bad influence on children. We will never look at him the same again. Tune in next week for the funniest internet comedy talk radio.

Cory Kahaney, Nazry Malak and Conan Obrien staff member and Grace Parra

2008-04-14T15:10:00.000-07:00

A feud has erupted here at the Comical Radio. It is Katy Olson vs Cory Kahaney. Cory said to an audience that Katy was on the fringe of comedy. Katy took it seriously and is out for blood. Katy said that Cory bombed her set that night and that if her career was where Cory’s is at Cory’s age she would blow her brains out. The rest of the Comical Radio crew came to Cory’s aid. Kasten defended her comedic abilities and Danny threatened to call Cory live and start an all out war. The first guest of the show was comedian Nazry Malak. Nazry came up with Danny and is an arab. Nazry discussed his recent success outside the field of comedy. He unfortunately hasn’t been able to parlay that success into comedy. He told the crew that he would be moving to Vegas in the next 6 months. According to Danny he has been saying this for the last 2 years. You can find out more about Nazry on his website, nazry.com. Next was Andrew Schulz’s segment, the Woman Whisperer. Today’s lesson was about learning how to politely isolate the ugly friend. Andrew’s advice was t0 compliment her and say she reminds you of your sister. It sounds rude but a woman will accept a compliment in any situation. The next guest was Conan O’brien staff member Grace Parra. Grace showed off her musical talents with a political rendition of “mamasaymamasamanana.” Danny then offered Grace a position as head researcher for his show. Grace accepted even though it means that she has to leave Conan. The crew then asked Grace for advice on Katy’s sitcom which Danny has renamed “Danny’s World featuring Katy Olson.” Another great show here at The Danny Lobell Show on Comical Radio. Tune in Next week for the funniest internet comedy talk radio.

Comedians Maria Bamford and Joey Kola stop by the studio

2008-04-11T15:06:00.000-07:00

Todays show started out with Katy dispelling rumors that she has cancer. Somehow the show shifted to talk of Danny defending his bedroom skills. Danny proclaimed that he is not horrible in bed but that he is fact mediocre and proud of it. In an interesting developement Kasten has a radio groupie that is willing to sleep with him. There is one condition of course, the girl has to sleep with Danny first. What a night of uncomfortable sex. The cast called Danny selfish and told him he should let Kasten have the first crack at her. We then brought back Chris Iacono’s political news segment which had been on hiatus for the last few weeks. Our first guest was comedian Maria Bamford. The crew discussed her past boyfriends, and who she might be dating in the future. We then brought in Comedian Joey Kola, one of the only guests that Kasten had wanted on the show. Joey and Chris shared greasy Italian suasage stories, and the show closed out with great white trash update and Kasten minute. Tune in next week for the funniest internet comedy radio.

Comedian Robert Kelly and Andrew the Woman Whisperer

2008-04-07T15:11:00.000-07:00

It’s Monday here at the Danny Lobell Show. The cast broke into discussion about a possible sitcom for Katy Olson. The crew offered their suggestions on what would make a successful sitcom. Kasten offered his acting services as the role of Katy’s brother. Danny offered his services as a postman that has sex with Katy. Next was Andrew Schulz’s segment the Woman Whisperer. Andrew concluded that the best way to get laid is to get a job working for the Postal Service. The next guest was Maria Borgio. While Maria was on the air Comedian Bobby Kelly called into the show. Danny and Bobby discussed food and other fat people topics. Bobby was interested in Danny’s comedy and almost offered him a job on the road. Unfortunately for Danny, Kasten ruined the opportunity by saying that Danny’s act revolves around Elephant semen. Robert Kelly was on the show to promote his CD “Just The Tip.” If he manages to sell 30,000 copies he get to kick the owner of the record company in the penis. Tune in to hear the funniest internet comedy talk radio.

The First ever comical radio white trash off with Christopher Titus, and shortest comedian Matty Goldberg

2008-04-04T15:14:00.000-07:00

Amazing show today here at The Danny Lobell Show. The first guest was comedian Dan Naturman. Somehow the interview drifted into a conversation about fetishes. Naturman admitted that he enjoys watching pregnant woman porn. The interview ended soon after. The crew had their first ever white trash off. The competitors were actor/comedian Christopher Titus and Comical Radio’s own Katy Olson. Christopher thought he had the competition in his bag but was blown away by how white trashy Katy Olson is. It mad for a fascinating interview as both comedian revealed their deepest darkest white trashiest moments for the listeners. A dejected Christopher Titus vowed to return in a year and avenge his loss. The next guest was comedian Matty Goldberg. Matty was featured in Comical Radio’s showcase at Gotham Comedy Club. Matty spoke to the cast about his disgusting apartment, how his life was harder than Katy’s and how David Kasten has gone soft. The cast concluded that Matty is not good on air and cut him off prematurely. The show finished out with a Kasten Rant about myspace and dating. Kasten feels that myspace makes it harder to get girls phone numbers because they (girls) just want to myspace all the time. Dave has not yet figured out subtle rejection. Tune in next week for the funniest internet comedy radio.

Brian Posehn and Comedian/Actor/Writer Craig Shoemaker stop by

2008-03-28T15:16:00.000-07:00

Welcome people to this weeks Comical Radio Blog. First guest this week was actor/comedian Brian Posehn. Brian dished out the dirt on his pals Patton Oswalt and David Cross. He also explained that the Columbine kids were pussies. Brian said that the columbine kids had each other and one even had a girlfriend. Brian on the other hand was a complete nerd and outcast. Keeping up with outcast stereotypes Brian admitted to once threatening to kill a classmate. Thankfully he never came through on his threat. Our next guest was comedian Craig Shoemaker. Upon entering the studio Craig accused Brian Posehn of stealing one of his jokes. The joke in question was about writing something when you are high; thinking it is great, then waking up the next day and realizing it isn’t. Not exactly the most original idea ever thought of. Nontheless both comedians handled the situation diplomatically. When in the studio Craig admitted to being riled up by the pre-interview. Craig offered his advice on pre-interviews. He also revealed that his father ran a bra pyramid scheme. The last guest was comedian Ryan Conner. Ryan spoke about his personal Vendetta with Taco Bell. Ryan’s car was towed from a Taco Bell parking lot. The conversation switched to Ryan’s Jailed brother Dong. Dong is in jail because of immigration issues and Ryan is finally getting the attention from his parents that he has always wanted. Later on the show Katy got upset with Kasten after he made fun of her dieing grandfather. Katy also spoke about her prostitue brother’s new girlfriend that he met at the methadone clinic. The wonderful life of White Trash. Kasten closed out the show with a homophobic rant on the abnormality of homosexuals. It was more scary than it was funny. Make sure to catch the episode on the website. Tune in next week for the funniest internet comedy radio.

Mr. president Dan Schlizel of stand-up records, Comedian Actor JB Smoove, and God's Pottery

2008-03-21T15:20:00.000-07:00

Amazing show today.Our first guest was comedian and actor JB Smoove. The cast asked JB for his opinion on Chris Iacono’s infamous 15 thousand dollar blow job offer. JB went on to a 10 minute rant about low balling yourself and linty balls.It is something you have to hear when it’s put up on the site. The next guests were Jameson Comedy tour comics Danny Bevins and Mark Loftus. They discussed the war and how they were very tired and ready to get home. The next guests were comedy duo/christian rock group Gods Pottery.Gideon and Jeramiah serenaded the crew with songs about virginity (directed toward David Kasten) and other wholesome Christian Values. What perfect timing as today is Good Friday. Next, Katy did her White Trash Update with the guidance of God’s Pottery.Hopefully the power of positive thinking will help her families white trash ways. The next guest was comedian Jermaine Fowler.Jermaine was the first guest to arrive and the second to last guest to go on air. Nonetheless, Danny was impressed by his comedy especially because he had been doing it for so little time. Danny has also claimed Jermaine as a Comical Radio discovery, holding himself responsible if Jermaine makes it. The final guest was Stand Up Records President Dan Schlizel.Dan spoke about how his career as a record producer began and refused to speak on the record about his roadtrips with Doug Stanhope. The episode closed with a kasten rant about rice. Kasten feels that China should diversify in their grain products. And that’s a wrap, another great show, tune in next week. Tune in next week for the funniest comedy internet radio.

Dirtbag Daniel the Scumbag Lawyer stops by, nuff said

2008-03-17T15:19:00.000-07:00

t’s Monday everybody, it’s Monday. Very special show today, the cast started out by discussing Governor Mcgreevy’s hot TGIF threesomes with his wife and his assistant and Kasten was overly concerned that swords might have been crossed. Guess he didn’t read the article where the ex-Governor admited to burrying his sword in his assistant. The shows first guest was South Carolina college playing comic Baron Vaughn. He reported no signs of racism in the state that still acknowledges the confederate flag. The crew and Baron broke off into political discussion mostly centered around John McCain and the upcoming election and then listened to a clip of the republican front runner singing his own rendition of the Beach Boys classic “Barbra Ann” that he aptly named “Bomb Iran.”Danny, feeling left out with his lack of political knowledge, managed to direct the conversation towards aliens. Chris and the crew agreed that in order for the human race to come together along political ties, we must unify our hatred and direct it toward space aliens. The next guest was a legend in the making. His name, Dirtbag Daniel the Scumbag Lawyer. Wow!!! Daniel broke down his miserable but absolutely fascinating life for us. He started by detailing his cocaine abuse and affinity for she-males. He told us how he made a hooker cry and quit the business, how he dated strippers including one that didn’t even speak english, and how he used to hit on guys girlfriends hoping the guy would punch him in the face. The weird and wild life of Daniel is nothing but true. We finished off the show with advice for the fellas by Andrew. Today’s topic was flirting. Andrew gave up his secrets on how to successfully woo a woman through flirtation and Kasten continued to chime in with his own advice even though he has never actually been with one. Tune in next week for the funniest comedy internet radio.

Dylan Gadino's Punchline update, Comedian/Actor Lenny Clarke, Tim Minchin, Basil, and Bob Biggerstaff stop by

2008-03-14T15:10:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone and welcome to this weeks Post. We had a great show today packed with special guests. Our first guest was Punchline Magazines creator Dylan Gadino. Dylan gave us the weekly rap up in studio and as usual the crew made fun of him for it. The next guest was Comedian/Actor Lenny Clarke. The crew planned a practical joke on him but neglected to inform anyone and it blew up in their face. The end result was a loaf of chocolate Babka for the cast to share. Lenny then gave Danny weight loss advice which made Danny question his self made “soup and salad” diet. Lenny also defended his costar and friend Denis Leary. Danny asked Lenny if he felt that Denis Leary had hacked Bill Hicks material. Lenny responded by saying that an argument can be made that the all mighty Bill Hicks might have hacked Sam Kinison. In conclusion, they are all a bunch of hacks! The next guest was musician/comedian/Australian Tim Minchin. Tim showed the crew that musical comedy can actually be funny. Tim expressed to the cast his feelings on the Israel Palestine conflict through song. I won’t ruin it but it is a serious song that has something to do with not eating pigs. The next guest was comedian Basil. Basil let the crew know what its like to be Greek. The crew found out that Basil does impressions of Bullwinkle and voice over work for Japanese porn. The show got interesting when we found out that Kasten masturbates to Japanese porn, and thus has most likely beat it to Basil himself. The final guest was comedian Bob Biggerstaff. Bob was fresh off of his appearance on Live at Gotham and shared war stories from the comedy clubs of Houston, Texas. He also shared stories about the late comedian Richard Jeni and being harassed by the Comical Radio’s “crazy Russian booker”. The show finished off with a Kasten rant about Asian men dating black women. We still aren’t sure what he was trying to say. Tune in next week for the funniest comedy internet radio.

TJ MIller stops by once again and Andrew the Woman Whisperer takes the airwaves

2008-03-10T15:11:00.000-07:00

Another great show here at the Danny Lobell Show. The cast started out by grilling Kasten on voting for Bush. They continued to grill Kasten on his masterbation techniques and his “love for cats.” The shows first guest was comedian Sandy Marks. Danny decided to slam Sandy by calling him uglier than Howard Stern. Danny also had a hard time believing that Sandy is actually good with women and called him an undersized giant. Danny then disclosed his weight, tipping the scales at 335 pounds. Danny then vowed to “lose it all” and drop down to 200 pounds. He is welcoming bets from the listeners. Next was Andrew Schulz’s “tips for the fellas” segment. Andrew’s advice was that you can’t reward bad behavior. Katy compared the advice to dog training and has re-named Andrew the Woman Whisperer. The show finished out with comedian/actor TJ Miller. Fresh off his appearance from Comedy Central’s live at Gotham TJ shared stories of his “interesting set.” He was preceeded by the host doing a 3 minute bit ending in a huge applause break, and during his slot checks were dropped. Not optimal conditions for a tv appearance, but that’s life. Tune in nest week for the funniest comedy internet radio.

Comedian/Actor Todd Barry, and SNL writer Kevin Brennan stops by

2008-03-07T15:09:00.000-08:00

Another wild show here at Comical Radio’s The Danny Lobell Show. The show started out with comedian/actor Todd Barry. Todd let the show know that he has done 6 Letterman appearances and has nothing else to accomplish in comedy. The next guest was comedian Kevin Brennan. Kevin dished out dirt on well, everyone. We particularly appreciated his rant on Dave Attel. Kevin managed to call him the funniest comedian alive or dead and the stupidest man he’s ever known. You have to check out the interview when it is posted on the website. The final guest was comedian Jamie Kilstein. Danny praised Jamie for his dedication to comedy as an artform. Jamie spoke about living in his car and his eventual road to success in comedy. The show finished out with Katy’s white trash update and a Kasten minute on how CD’s are too expensive. Check it out people!!! Tune in next week for the funniest comedy internet radio.

Comedian Chelsea Peretti stops by

2008-03-03T15:01:00.000-08:00

Today we kicked off the show with the very talented comedian Chelsea Peretti. So talented in fact that Kaston gave her a compliment saying she is one of the few female comics that makes him laugh. However, nothing seemed to amuse her. Not even when Danny and Kaston found out on the air that they had accidentally drank a full bottle of 5 year old apricot juice. The second guest on the slate was the soon to be famous alternative stand up John F O’donnell who talked about his eye infection………………..ewwwww. But he was funny so it was ok. He talked about how his brother works for the environment to which Kasten remarked “Al Gore invented the Enviorment” O’donnell seemed shocked by how anti-environment the crew where. Later, renegade cowboy comedian Dustin Chafin joined us in the studio where he and the crew made fun of Chris Iacono’s news segment. This may have been the first time when a guest was able to reverse the taunts directed at him by the hosts. So much so that Iacono left the studio in the middle of the show without saying good by. However, as he left he was overheard by an intern muttering,”If I stay I’ll punch Danny in his fat f**ing mouth” The Show Closed out with a Kasten minute which really made no sense about how we should not allow the Chinese to study in our Universities! Tune in next week for the funniest comedy internet radio.

Robert Schimmel calls in and Josh Accardo and TJ Miller are in studio with Danny

2008-02-29T15:09:00.000-08:00

The show kicked off with Local NYC comedian Josh Accardo. Josh talked about his recent tour with Joe Matarese. After Accardo refused to give dirt on Matarese, the influential volatile comedian called in to defend himself and get his story straight. Once on Air, Matarese threatened not to pay Accardo on the next gig if he divulged any info. However, he did recount a interesting “miss booking” at the Apollo theater in Harlem. Next on the show was the comedian and viral video maker Mark Malkoff. Mark talked about his recent video where he went to all 171 Starbucks in Manhattan. Next up was star of the hit movie “Cloverfield” and LA comic TJ Miller. Danny and TJ recounted how they first met playing small time NYC comic rooms back in the day. Unfortunately Danny didn’t like the movie and admitted that he walked out. Creating a awkward moment of humility . Finally we ended with the influential and iconic comedian Robert Schimmel. He told the cast about his book “Cancer on Five Dollars A Day,” and surviving the disease twice. As expected the show took a serious turn and the crew listened as Schimmel explained how comedy was the only thing that helped him through it. Tune in next week for the funniest comedy internet radio.

Bobby Haha's Asian Dating game, and comedians Greg Behrendt, Ray Elin and Dan Naturman

2008-02-22T15:18:00.000-08:00

Today’s show was filled with knowledge. We opened Comical Radio with comedian and author of “He’s Just Not That Into You” Greg Behrendt. He let us know how to write a book on woman and how to get a job consulting for “Sex in The City.” Turns out the only qualifications you need is to be a straight man. He also let us know what it was like to date and then break up with Janeane Garofalo. We ended the Greg Behrendt segment with tails of what it’s like to live with David Cross (neat polite) and Margaret Cho (dirty/messy).

Next on the show was a funny dual interview with Comedians Ray Ellin and Dan Naturman. Together they conspired to find a way to help Kasten lose his virginity. Apparently Ray Ellin prides himself at being a great wingman and Dan Naturman is able to convince girls to fornicate with him in public bathrooms.

Finally, we ended with “The Asian Dating Game” with gay comedian, Bobby HaHa. The segment went downhill after determining that one of the contestants was Mexican and not in fact Asian. Tune in next week for the funniest comedy internet radio.

Listen to the interview with Greg Behrendt

Listen to the interview with Ray Ellin and Dan Naturman

Comedians Calise Hawkins and Pete Dominick stop by

2008-02-15T15:17:00.000-08:00

Awesome show today at Comical Radio. We started out with Comedian Calise Hawkins and her wild man on man masturbation fantasies. Check the episode for details. The next guest was comedian and radio host Pete Dominick. When Pete wasn’t giving advice (telling Danny how to run his show) on radio he was making fun of Kasten, bonding with Chris 15 K Iacono over baldness, or calling Danny fat. The next guest was legendary comedian/actor Richard Lewis. Danny and Richard discussed their meeting at the Friars Club and how Richard used Danny to avoid hanging out with his new wife. The Last guest was comedian/actor DC Benny. In a touching moment; Danny apologized to DC Benny for lying to him and they buried the hatchet after many years of “beef.” The show ended with an inspiring Kasten minute. Kasten nearly passed out while ranting on why Hunger is NOT a problem in India. Check out the show!!! Tune in next week for the funniest comedy internet radio.

Comedian and creator of the Fresh Prince Andy Borowitz stops by, Arj Barker, Mike Destefano, and Eddie Brill

2008-02-08T15:04:00.000-08:00

The Comical Radio staff had their hands full today. The first guest was Andy Borowitz comedian and satirist who won the first-ever National Press Club award for humor, many also know him as the creator of Fresh Prince Of Bel Air. They started off with political talk about the primaries and the interview wrapped up with Andy’s role in creating the Fresh Prince of Bel Air for Will Smith. The interview was finished by Danny promising to revive Carlton’s career. The next guest was Arj Barker, stand up comedian and cast member of HBO’s Flight of the Concords. Arj spoke about the creation of the Marijuanalogues and how he (supposedly) does not smoke weed anymore. Kasten and Danny gave some advice to Arj as to how they could improve Flight of the Concords. The next guest in the studio was comedian Mike Destefano. Mike D revealed to the crew that he is in fact miserable. The last guest of the show was comedian Eddie Brill. Eddie gave us the low down on comedian Wali Collins (12/01/08 interview) and proved to us that Wali is not in fact responsible for his career. Danny gave Eddie his availability for March, unfortunately, Eddie said that Letterman was booked for the next 6 months. Tune in next week for the funniest comedy internet radio.

Listen to the interview with Eddie Brill

Comedian Wali Collins gives advice to the Danny Lobell gang!

2008-02-01T15:03:00.000-08:00

Today Comical Radio interviewed special guest Wali Collins and aired a special interview with Chris Rock. Wali Collins spoke about his long successful career in comedy and gave the cast advice on getting gigs. Rock shed light on writing techniques, his evolution in comedy, and his reputation as a loner doing stand-up. Tune in next week for the funniest comedy internet radio.

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The other goddess of comedy Lynn Koplitz and Comedian Godfrey and comedian Godfrey

2008-01-25T15:07:00.000-08:00

Today the show was visited by special guests Lynn Koplitz and Godfrey. Lynn Koplitz was the first guest and she chimed in on the sexual preference of Chris “15K” Iacono. Closing out the show the cast was joined by Godfrey. He shared war stories from the Comedy Cellar and entertained the cast with his impressions. Tune in next week for the funniest comedy internet radio.

Click here to listen to the interview with Godfrey!

Click here to listen to the interview with Lynn Koplitz!

One of the Goddesses of comedy Janeane Garofalo stops by, Comedians Louis Ramey and Emo Philips

2008-01-18T15:15:00.000-08:00

Today the show was visited by special guests Janeane Garofalo, Louis Ramey, and Emo Phillips. Janeane was the shows first guest. They discussed the increasing presense of the government in American life. After that the cast professed their love for Ms. Garofalo and effectively creeped her out. The next guest was Louis Ramey who discussed his amazing success in the comedy world. The show finished out with comedy legend Emo Philips. Emo convinced the cast that his personality is not an act and the Emo is in fact his real name. Tune in next week for the funniest comedy internet radio.

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Comedian Demetri Martin starts off the show, rapping jew Gawy, and Comedian Pablo Fransisco

2008-01-11T15:02:00.000-08:00

Today on Comical Radio the show started off with Demetri Martin and the cast discussed the pro’s and con’s of club comedians and the alternative comedy scene. It was followed by and impromptu free-style rap performed by Gawy and with Pablo Francisco judging by the side lines. Tune in next week for the funniest comedy internet radio.

Click here to listen to the Pablo Francisco Interview!

Click here to listen to the interview with Demitri Martin

Family Guy creator Seth Macfarlane calls in and Comedian Tim Young in studio

2008-01-04T15:13:00.000-08:00

The show kicked off with talk about David Kasten finally moving out of his moms basement. The cast was shortly joined by special guests Bobby Haha and Matty Goldberg. Bobby Haha is the toughest gay guy in comedy. Later Family Guy creator Seth Macfarlane called into the show and was “outed” by Bobby (editor’s note: the rest of the comical Radio staff was also “outed” by Bobby during the show). The crew discussed the future for Family Guy and why there was beef with south park. The show wrapped up with headliner Tim Young and a short white trash update. Tune in next week for the best comedy internet radio in the world!

Click here to hear our Interview with Seth MacFarlane!

Click here to hear Matty Goldberg and Bobby Haha!

Patrice O'Neal calls in today to the Danny Lobell show

2007-12-28T15:15:00.000-08:00

he show started off with a bang when Patrice Oneal called in and grilled Danny on his top 10 favorite comics. Chris Iacono called Patrice a hypocrite for creating his own pod casted show, and then bashing people who get famous on the internet. Instead of coming into the studio Pete Dominick from Sirius radio called for his interview, claiming he couldn’t make it because his wife had something called the “flu” and he had something called “kids”. The crew disavowed any made up sickness and called Pete lazy. Pete slammed Kasten for a few minutes and the show ended with a bang when Dave ranted about Arabs needing to earn democracy. Tune in next week for the funniest comedy internet radio.

George Carlin comes in and changes Danny for life!!!

2007-12-15T15:06:00.000-08:00

The cast of Comical Radio was proud to interview George Carlin in the studio today. He was in New York promoting his new HBO special “It’s Bad for ya.” Tune in next week for the funniest comedy internet radio.Click here to listen to the interview